ZebraFire - Burn the Stripes
War of the Fowls
Ages have passed since the violence between the Gallus Domesticus and the Phasianidae reached such tremendous proportions as it did today. Over a thousand fowl spilled their blood on the fields of ...
Giant Laser HOWTO
Over the past few weeks I've been swamped with requests to write a comprehensive tutorial on the construction of a giant "take this" laser. Finally (after falling victim to the vampiric cries of on...
Hippies Coordinate Orgasms, We Must Fight Back
A hippy website, http://www.globalorgasm.org, was launched recently as a virtual blueprint for the hippy movement to coordinate their orgasms and internal energies to disrupt our way of life a...
Breeding with Beasts
As much as I enjoy having sex with horses, I'm starting to realize my dreams of fathering the world's first centaur baby may be unrealistic. Still determined (now more than ever!) to father the fir...
F-14: Dead on Arrival
It has come to my attention that one of America’s greatest treasures is being laid to rest. The F-14 Tomcat, a symbol of our countries air power, is being retired. This is a large blow to the Ameri...